You gotta B KIDding!!!

In the age of demystification and seeing beyond and going where no one has gone before...... allright.... lets not go the star trek way!!!

MEIN BAAP BANNE WAALA HOON!!!!! That's Hindi for I'm gonna be a Father!!! NOOOOO I am not joining a seminary! Priesthood is an option I will leave it to those who want 2 stay away from life ;)

I saw my kid playing peekaboo with us! Damn, it shakes your undies down when you least expect it!!!! Especially when your child is still in the womb!

We'd been to the hospital for a routine checkup with the ultrasound scanning & the doc turns a few dials, presses a few buttons, twists a few thingamajigs (allright, I get the message.... & getting on....) bang I am seeing a live video of our kid in what they call 4D imaging! DAMN it, I am sitting there shaken/shell shocked (who ever uses "shell shocked"! I probably was holding a live wire and didn't realise it!!!!) and the doc just stares @ my wife for a while and then @ me.... OK, now that was weird and she looks like Cleopatra (no, not the one alive 3000 years ago.... the one which is mummified ..... bone dead and expressionless)!!! Cleopatra? Why her? (Hint hint.... read Asterix & Cleopatra... OH THAT NOSE!!!) After all that staring and me thinking a billion different things.... docs staring @ you for no reason what so ever and not opening their blessed vocal cords.... not good.... not good @ all! Oh the suspense is killing me.... She finally looks to me once more and points @ the screen and says, "looks like your child will have your nose after all!" MERI NAAK!!! Hai Rabba, these doctors need to be stripped and chained 2 a block of ice for causing such dramatisation!

NE ways.. the reminder of the 30 minutes went into the doctor showing us more pictures & counting and measuring the bones etc! FOTO OP! How could you not have a foto op???? Here are the fotos I have been talking about all these days... I finally scanned them ;)

Having a kid? Talk 2 big daddy now! Reduced prices on how 2 scare the doc when she stares @ you or your wife 2 see which nose was passed down as INHERITANCE!!!